... the other 2% have a Sense of Humor

🎤 Clint’s Comedy Club—where the jokes are spicy, the drinks are strong, and the T-shirts come with a warning label!

Introducing the “98 Percent of People Find Me Offensive” Tee—because subtlety is overrated and you’ve got opinions hotter than a jalapeño in July. This shirt isn’t just a fashion choice—it’s a public service announcement. You’re not here to blend in. You’re here to stir the pot, drop the mic, and maybe get uninvited to a few family dinners.
 

Whether you’re roasting your friends, heckling your boss (gently), or just existing on the internet, this tee lets everyone know: you’re not for everyone—and that’s the point.
 

🔥 Product Features:

• Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft enough to offend in comfort
• Side seams and shoulder tape for structure—because your opinions aren’t the only thing holding strong
• Elastic ribbed collar that bounces back faster than your comebacks
• High-quality print that stays bold, even after your 3rd “we need to talk” text
• Tear-away label—because irritation should come from your jokes, not your shirt
   

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold—like your delivery
• Tumble dry low—unlike your tolerance for nonsense
• Do not dry clean—this shirt is already too clean for some people

Perfect for birthdays, roast battles, or just walking into a room and watching people brace themselves. Get one for yourself or that brutally honest friend who’s one eye-roll away from being a meme.